M P- a must read interview for all

Simply an extract from an interview recently posted in some web pages... a must read for all

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? 

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR 

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY 

CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR 

OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ? 

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR 

OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ? 

CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR 

OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE 

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR 

OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ? 

CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR 

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION? 

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR 

OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ? 

CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS 

OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ? 

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR 

OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ? 

CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR 

OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY 

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR 

OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY 

CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR 

OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW 

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR 

OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW 

CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE....? 

OFFICER : M P !!! 

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..? 

OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURE