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ഇനി മുതല്‍ ഞാന്‍ ചെയ്യുന്ന ബ്ലോഗ്‌ പോസ്റ്റുകള്‍ ആരെയെങ്കിലും വേദനിപ്പിക്കുന്നത് ആയിരിക്കില്ല. ഇതുവരെയുള്ള പോസ്റ്റുകളില്‍ ചിലര്‍ ഇത്തരം ഒരഭിപ്രായം പറഞ്ഞത് കൊണ്ടാണ് പഴയ പോസ്റ്റുകള്‍ ഒഴിവാക്കി പുതുമയുള്ള പോസ്റ്റുകള്‍ ചെയ്യാന്‍ തയ്യാറാകുന്നത്...

‎"57 Facts About Guys That Girls Should Know"...


1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or"Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'lldisregard all your bad characteristics .
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to getthe girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart,there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...ne ver mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers whencourting but they usually stammerwhen they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card foryou.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets themessage clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand himunless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need togive advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toya girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become toopossessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let goof his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more..
51. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
52. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
53. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
54. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
55. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
56. Guys hate girls who overreact.
57. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. !

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Blog After My Death

Have you ever thought of your blogs & mails after your death??
Well, I did.
My Father will write my blog after my death.. It goes like this..

My son is no more.. he is dead now
He used to blog something... 
So I decided to continue..
He was so dear to me..
but I used to scold him.. (with no reason)
He was so close to his mother..
But he used to scold her (with reason)
He used to talk about a girl
She was his girl fried..
He used to tell everything at home.. (at town too)
He always had a concept with him
but I couldn't accept even one of them..
He used to say he has 'Insurance'
but I never wanted his money
Whatever he did was wrong in my eyes..
but, he never intended so 
......... 
Now I wanna see my daughter married..
I'm in trouble for money..
thank God.. My son had Insurance..
.........
Now it's my turn (Sangeeth's)
I went to my Father's dreams..
He shouted "Where the hell is your insurance papers?"
I said
'Papa I used to say little lies..' 
 

 

THE ULTIMATE TRUTH



THE ULTIMATE TRUTH
(SENT ME BY ONE OF MY FRIEND AS MAIL)
 
  
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.  

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
 

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. 

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.


If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker






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